Omo, Lagos is not for the weak! 😂

So today, I was heading home when someone stopped me.

At first, I thought he wanted to ask me for money. I was already rehearsing in my head how I would politely decline. 😂

Luckily, he only asked for directions.

I thought I was safe.

Next thing I knew, this man started telling me he was from the Republic of Benin, that he entered Nigeria through a Dangote trailer, and that he had several electronics with him, including a laptop and an iPhone 11.

At that point, I was already thinking, “Bro, abeg, I wan dey go.” 😭

Then the plot thickened.

He called someone. Spoiler alert: his accomplice.

The first thing the other guy asked was, “Shey he get receipt?” 😂

That was the exact moment I knew I had entered the opening scene of a Lagos scam.

I just hissed, turned around, and walked away.

Lowkey though, part of me wanted to stay and hear how the story would end. I was even tempted to give them a few tips to improve their script. 😂

Forget me jare.

What’s the craziest experience Lagos has ever served you? 😂