( At an abandoned location at Amukoko, Lagos State, Richard and his guys are driving back from night club in their Lexus L700 when they come across a group of call girls standing on the lookout for customers)
Richard: Omo (stops the car abruptly) (excitedly) see boobyyy!!!
Matthew: (Angrily) You dey craze, you wan kill us you no know say break fail, what if car should summersault? .
Jason: (in para mode to Matthew) You see say you no get sense e be like say you go comot this car now! you dey ment.
Matthew: Untop my successful job interview wey we talk say we wan celebrate, you wan con kpai me before I start work, village people. But Richard why you stop car, you forget house key for club?
Richard: No it's something better, I see some kind fine shataratas make we carry them na?
Jason: Ahahn so na better thing be this, gbayi oga mi (shakes him) order for me too O!
Matthew: After all the iniquities we did in that club you want to add prostitutes and fornication to our sins? please oo if not for you guys I wouldn't have gone to celebrate my wins in that club, it's a bad place to go as a believer....
Richard: (Cuts him short) ahahn Pope George, see this is my car, you squat in my house and I feed you broski, if you cannot stay in this car with the girls I want to carry, you might as well leave my car.
Matthew: No issue, we'll see about that, I'm going to go to John's place, I'm coming for my luggage tomorrow! Goodbye bro, thanks for everything.
Jason: (Open's the door) bye bye broski, see you later ehn...... (Matthew moves quickly towards the opposite direction)
Richard: Call them mamis for me abeg.
Jason: (Whines down the glass slowly) babes please come starlife here.
(Three girls dressed in highly revealing clothing walk over to the car, they're dressed to slay)
Zendaya: Hiiiiii zaddyy!! I'm Zendaya, I'd love to be yours for the night?
Richard: omo I love your energy babe, damnnn you're my spec, get into the car zaddy doesn't price girls he likes (she enters the car) omo Jason order your own shimaa ooo.
Jason: omo see backyy, (he points to the least pretty one) how much for a night and do a 360 for Daddy.
Annabelle: daddy keh, and yor guy dey order OS for you, anyways (she turns) all this (she points at her body) is 150 for a night.
Jason: Lmao 😂! (Points to the other babe ) you nkor?
Ogechi: Zaddy I'm the same price
Jason: okay enter, then you (he points to Annabelle) you have poor customer service I'll give you a 2/10 chief let's go
(Richard, starts the engine and the car starts moving and the girls get to business immediately by kissing and romancing the guys)
Jason ; That mumu church boy he no sabi wet in he dey miss, let's get the bannies started.
(Soon they arrive in Richards crib in the Estate the girls and the guys are seen in seperate rooms all conversing before getting fornication started 🙆♂️😂)
Zendaya : Zaddy, Zaddy, I'm ready to take you to Pluto
Richard: Mami don't worry zaddy is ready to follow you go....
Zendaya: But Zaddy (sits at the edge of the bed) I hope you'll do me and my friend well, please ooo we've been through a lot this month business has not been going well.
Richard: Why do you think they call me Richy fundz I'll double the fuans for me and my guy mamacita, don't worry I'm not like all those broke rubber rubber boys, baby come (he gets comfortable in the bed and he gestures her to move closer to him)
(Soon we move to Jason's scene with Ogechi)
Ogechi: Customer, this one wey be say na your friend order me for you, shey e fit pay us better like this? Because this our work na time o and according to am we dey do TDB for say na short time we go find our way go junction back oo.
Jason: Don't worry, incase he no even pay you fit carry my wrist watch, (he shows her a really expensive watch on his right wrist) this costs at least 500 K on the black market, so are you calm now?
Ogechi: Yes ooo customer, customer, (she hugs him and starts to caress his body as they are about to proceed their fornication activities, and the scene closes on them. )
(It's 9AM in the morning and all of a sudden a fight ensues from upstairs in Richards room and Jason and Ogechi rush in!)
Richard: I've explained to you nah, my bank app is not opening just leave your details I'll pay you, calm down it's a minor glitch.
Zendaya: After all we did last night, I rode you like a donkey and now you're telling me that your cash app is not working liar!!! I've met a lot of your type before when I was new to the hustle but now nobody fit fuga me for here, ahaha if you no fit carry us you for just carry other girls or run the normal fikky faka nah!. Abi Oge, you fit believe say this Maye no wan pay us after everything wey he talk yesterday, he con dey do like APC politicians making sweet promises before election.
(Ogechi starts removing her wig and prepares to display madness)
Ogechi: Oga you dey mad ( she pushes Richard and he falls over and is seriously injured, she and Zendaya proceed to start beating him up)
Richard: My back, my back, hey do you bannies want to kill me, okay you know what let me call my lawyer and settle this through the lense the law. (He sharply dials Lawyer Mayowa on his phone and luckily for him he picks up the call)
Lawyer Mayowa: How far Richard, how is everything?
Richard: All is not well ooo, me and my guy carried some sex workers and as you know because you also use STANBIC IBTC the network is really down and that's my major bank account, they decided to beat me up, please talk to them or something because they've locked the doors and said if I don't pay I'm going nowhere so I can't come to the office to explain myself.
Lawyer Mayowa: Richard, put the phone on speaker, see where your fornication has landed you, ehnnn omo onisekuse. (Richard put the phone on speaker immediately) young women, sit down, clear your mind it's Akintola-Daniels M. S Esq here, and I am Richard's lawyer, first off all do you know that your job as call girls is illegal under the laws of Nigeria.
Ogechi: wetin this, one dey talk, oga talk well.
Lawyer Mayowa: Young woman, please comport yourself you cannot be talking to a legal juggernaut like that, where are your manners? Have you sold them the way you carelessly sell your body too?.
Ogechi: Oga lawyer, which wan be all this, if na case you wan drag we see get lawyer for our abete ooo, Barrister Tumzy! Ogbologbo lawyer, area SAN.
Lawyer Mayowa: Na Tunmise you guys turn to Tumzy and Tumski, Tunmise is my boy and I'm at least 15 years older than him at the bar! Even if you call him he'll tell you that you people have no case, as seen in the Latin maxim Ex Tourpi Causa, non oritur actio which means no right of action can spring from something which is illegal like the nature of your profession here, he was even pleading that he'd send you your money, worst still you could have gone with him to the bank to clear it over the counter but no you decided to maim and injure him, I feel it's high time we involve the police in this matter.
Zendaya: Ah sir no don't worry, we should not bother about the money again!! I cannot afford to go to station and be traumatized again! What a horrible experience they'll all do a free show with my body.
Jason : (checks his phone surprisingly as he receives a massive credit alert) yeah, maye don pay ooo, Lawyer sir, I just cash out now now now, shey I fit lay them make them dey go, them just dey create scence and them go embarrass us for area and social media if we no pay, let's just do it for our peace!
Lawyer Mayowa: Oya na, Jason you're a smart boy
Jason: Oya call your account numbers (soon they call out their details and the money is sent and the ladies leave the house).
Lawyer Mayowa: Richard, if this, ever repeats itself no one is coming to save you, this indiscriminate sex can even take your life, what if they infect you or assassinate you please ooo, you see I'm begging you now so that you don't end up begging me abi you never learn?
Richard: I don learn sir, Jason will send consultation fee now sir, thank you sir ( Drops off the call)
Lawyer Mayowa: All these Lagos boys omo na God go help us.
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